lutching her husband hand and with anguish and overtiredness etched on her face, a fledgling woman struggled into a room in the maternity unit where I worked. She was in the timely stages of with her main baby, she was terrified, in terrible pain and frantic for any scrap of support. Helpless beside her, her meteoricAntonym bag in his hand, her poor husband looked correspondingly . My core went out to them. But I knew there was little I do. With five more pregnant womanhood to care for at the same time, all with tremendously different and complex snags, I was quick off my feet and didn't have the time to look after her properly, to allay her or to hear about how she sought the birth to open out. I longed to sit with this poor early , calm her and repeat her gently to breathe out totally through each tightening. Just half an hour of my time could have made all the difference. Instead, I put on my cheeriest leer and followed sanatorium modus operandi. 'Would you like a painkiller?' I . Ten next, after she had been euphoric to the eyeballs to dull the pain, I heard she'd certain birth. Her baby was healthy, but I knew I'd let her down. You may think that because my was all but by a natural disaster because people weren't heeding the warning signs, I'd be more interested in monitoring that. But I'm going to ignore that, and say that Obama to cut our military so we're more likely to be . Remember when a Republican who was pretty incompetent was told by his Arabian horse breeder turned disaster recovery head of FEMA that "Mr. Now, I know President Obama just said he wants to cut wasteful spending in the Pentagon, and give a pay raise and increase on . Yes, a official performing his duties in an emergency - that proves that government just doesn't work when you elect of competence!Now, let's talk about this "stimulus" plan. Instead, if it's God will to wipe out a of and towns, it happen. My parents are immigrants, like President Obama. If I close my eyes real tight, then can't see me!. President, there's a big heading to New Orleans, and he did nothing about it" - and then Bush went to San Diego and played guitar? Yup - right there that government doesn't work!In fact, it works so that the only that was helping people was a sheriff getting out boats. You may remember that 9 ago, we had a in the , we were down the debt, and we were doing that with a combination of a reasonable tax rate and down . And let me tell you - doesn't work! Here's an : Katrina. Hi, I'm Bobby Jindal. And look how well the economy did!Now that we're in bad economic straits, we Republicans have the solution: tax cuts! Because it worked so well over the last 8 years!Look at Louisiana - while I've been , we've cut all over the place - and our unemployment (funds for which I just denied, because poor people just need motivation to work), firing (because we don't have enough money to pay them because we cut all of taxes - kids can education themselves about things like Intelligent Design!), and having to take in the other billions from the federal government to meet our deficits - so my for my state has been awesome!Of course, we also want to reduce spending. Then Republicans got into office, and we cut and spent the on two wars and on piling up for like a Kentucky Fried Chicken . My skin is - but not as brown as President Obama. Hell, no! See, if you know its coming, that just encourages to badly. I'm the governor of Louisiana. Like on things like volcano .